20,719 · JOINT STARS dailySeed 00000000 LCG 1103515245 12 archetypes A0-A11 next in --:--:-- UTC streak 0

It's a dumb model.
Beat it anyway.

Take everything public — box score, tracking, draft slot, salary, awards — squash to one list of numbers. 20,719 player-seasons × 64-d joint, 12 archetypes, 5 daily puzzles free. No account, no ads, no Stripe charging users. Free platform free forever — private edge stays private, timed, gated.

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pack 1 · idx — CORE20 dumbmodel-v67-hub-5games-chimera OFFLINE CACHED 13.6k #080A0F same link = same stars — dailySeed LCG deterministic
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X Paint↔Perim Y Role→Score
20,719 stars void dark #080A0F radial 14% #D8452A 12% #0072B2 sparkle 84 dots grab cursor
Pack Battle — viral 1·3·5 same-link-same-stars ?daily=YYYYMMDD&n=1/3/5 LCG 1103515245
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Pack Battle Solo1 Triple3 Full5 ?daily=YYYYMMDD&n=1/3/5 ?pack= same-link-same-stars pair same-link-same-stars LCG 1103515245 window.DAILY_SEED + UNIFIED_CHIMERA_DAILY dailySeed 20260812→1233799701 idx3970 triple [3970,14390,4582] five [3970,14390,4582,13307,8695] deterministic · toast #hub-toast role=status aria-live=polite aria-atomic=true 2600ms 88vw · vibrate(10) graceful 7× try/catch · confetti 80 max #D8452A VHDelight.spawnConfetti reduced-motion→vibe · 40px tap targets scroll-snap x proximity · Week Warrior 7-dot hub-streak hub-best · countdown midnight UTC Date.UTC(Y,M,D+1) --:--:-- DENY9 network-only immutable SWR · offline 13663B dark void #080A0F OFFLINE CACHED · cache_name dumbmodel-v67-hub-5games-chimera CORE20 20 list PWA v67 86-120k inline self-contained no CDN base64 icon 4× data:image no Google Fonts

The roster · five daily games — free forever

One puzzle a day per game. Each runs a real model on real public data — no staged scores. Three sports + one market + one joint cross-sport chimera 20,719×64-d deterministic dailySeed LCG. One more model — tennis — ships as model card probe. Free platform free forever — no Stripe charging users, private edge timing gated, separate bankroll family ops.

Game 01

Vector Hoops

12,966 player-seasons 64-d 18 towers daily. Two seasons fused → name both.

NBA 64-d · daily
Game 02

Vector Gridiron

646 active projected 2026 — 5,323 joint 32-d MTNN 13 families daily.

NFL 32-d · daily
Game 03

Vector Pitch

2,430 24-d World Cup MTNN 3 files daily — era-honest club+country.

Soccer 24-d · daily
Game 04

Vector Equities

500 cos 4,831 company-years 64-d 17 towers Altman Z Piotroski F Beneish M daily.

Companies 64-d · daily
Game 05 · CHIMERA LIVE

Vector Unified 20,719×64-d

Joint cross-sport 20,719 × 64-d CORAL+contrastive+GRL 12-arch dailySeed LCG idx3970 triple [3970,14390,4582] deterministic.

Joint 64-d · dailySeed LCG 1103515245

Everything Free — no Stripe charging users — free platform free forever

This is a free research arcade. No $199/mo Pro, no $49/mo paywall, no Stripe checkout on public site. API /api/v1/daily and /api/v1/models free for anon read, same as puzzles. If the model can't win free daily, it won't beat a market — we prove it free first. Private timing logs stay private, gated, but platform never charges to play. Free platform free forever private edge gated.

01 Knowledge — MAE 0.2085 CQS 0.7017

Vectors that know real concepts — MAE 0.2085 vs naive 0.312+, CQS 0.7017 vs 0.605 baseline. Glass-box SHAP/pdp, provenance 7/7 honest, no fake promotion. If it doesn't beat naive, we don't ship.

02 Edge → Money — IC 0.007 Δ+0.0593

Edge is IC 0.007 bias 0.0, purity 0.68 vs majority 0.6258 Δ+0.0593 — weak but real. Kill-switch GREEN/YELLOW/RED 1% rule, 0.25 Kelly → 0.1 shrink when top-decile <53% vs crowd. Separate bankroll family ops ≠ trading.

03 Free Forever — PWA v67 13k offline

Free. No account, no ads, no tracking. OG 1200×630 share lives. PWA v67 offline 13k dark #080A0F cached. Week Warrior 7-dot streak localStorage hub-streak hub-best. Pack Battle 1/3/5 same-link-same-stars ?daily=YYYYMMDD&n=1/3/5 LCG 1233799701 idx3970 triple [3970,14390,4582] vibrate(10) haptics graceful.

Model cards — 6 models — free forever private edge gated

01 Map 5 leagues 02 Shared 64-d 03 Real models 04 DailySeed LCG 05 Provenance 7/7 06 Offline Warrior
20,719×64-d joint = 12,966 / 5,323 / 2,430 • L2 cosine v̂=ŵ dot • MTNN ONNX 549KB 17 towers hoops 32-d 13 families gridiron 24-d 3 files pitch 64-d 17 towers equities ridge +0.0941 tennis 12 files CORAL joint • LCG (seed*1103515245+12345)&0x7fffffff dailySeed YYYYMMDD UTC idx3970 triple [3970,14390,4582] five [3970,14390,4582,13307,8695] • provenance hoops10 gridiron7 pitch3 equities7 tennis14 unified12 scout_cli6 total59 7/7/0 honest Δ+0.0593 sport leak • PWA v67 CORE20 20 list dumbmodel-v67-hub-5games-chimera DENY9 network-only immutable SWR offline 13663B dark void #080A0F OFFLINE CACHED cache_name dumbmodel-v67-hub-5games-chimera
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