Three sports · one puzzle a day · free · no account
- 3 sports in rotation
- 12,966 player-seasons
- Era-honest comparisons
It's a dumb model.
Beat it anyway.
Take everything public about an athlete — the box score, the tracking data, the draft slot, the salary, the awards nobody remembers — and squash it down into a single list of numbers. That list is the whole player, as far as the model is concerned.
Then we hide the names and hand you the numbers. The model is wrong all the time — that's the fun part.
One puzzle a day per sport. Each game runs a real model on real public data — no staged scores, no decorative math.
Vector Hoops
Game 01Two real NBA seasons got fused into one impossible player. Name both.
12,966 player-seasons, each one a point in a 48-dimensional space the model learned on its own. Guesses are scored by how close you land — so a wrong answer that feels right usually is.
Vector Gridiron
Game 02Who should you actually start this week?
One net predicts a player's fantasy points and his stat line at the same time. Learning both makes it better at each — and the 32-dimensional trunk it builds along the way doubles as the map.
Vector Pitch
Game 03The same trick, played on the World Cup.
Built from StatsBomb's open event data for 2018 and 2022, normalized inside each tournament so a 2018 workhorse isn't judged against 2022 averages. The map here is still classical — honest PCA, no neural net yet.
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Sports in rotation
12,966
Hoops player-seasons
48 / 32 / 3
Embedding dims · NBA / NFL / WC
Free
No account · no ads
A player isn't one kind of thing. He's a body, a shot chart, a contract, a draft night, a postseason. Most models pick one of those and throw the rest away.
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01 · Towers
Seventeen towers, fused
Vector Hoops runs seventeen separate towers — one each for volume, playmaking, rebounding, defense, efficiency, shot mix, biometrics, tracking, form, market value, roster context, career arc, strength of schedule, team, draft pedigree, playoffs, and honors — then fuses them into a single 48-number embedding. Every player-season in history becomes one point.
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02 · Multi-task
One vector, many jobs
That embedding gets graded on many jobs at once: cluster the archetypes, name the position, rebuild the box score, guess the salary, predict who rises in the playoffs, predict who gets All-NBA votes. A vector that can do all of that simultaneously has nowhere left to hide a lie. That's the MTNN — a multi-tower, multi-task net.
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03 · Per sport
Shared trunk, classical fallback
Vector Gridiron runs the same idea with a shared trunk and multiple heads. Vector Pitch is the older, simpler method — PCA — which is exactly what the MTNN was built to replace.
Where this is going
Right now each sport has its own space: 48 dimensions for basketball, 32 for football, 3 for soccer. They don't talk to each other. The goal is one joint embedding — many data sources, eventually many sports, folded into a single geometry where you could ask what a power forward and a strong safety have in common and get a real answer.
No joint embedding exists yet. The games do.
- Every number is recomputable from public sources: stats.nba.com, Basketball-Reference, nflverse, StatsBomb open data.
- Era- and context-honest. Stats are normalized inside their own season or tournament before anything is compared.
- Free. No account, no ads, no tracking.
- It is called dumbmodel for a reason. It is wrong all the time. That's the fun part.
Every number on every game is recomputable from public source data — an accuracy harness gates every deploy.
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