A Snarky Sexy Thrill-Her


Dumb Model is a snarky thriller about four clever French chairs who want to keep their owner, Jennifer, a sexy yet very naïve beauty safe from harm while she pursues her goal of being famous.

When a sociopathic mentor brainwashes the model into thinking he can change her life while he’s plotting to kill her, Jennifer’s four French chairs embark on a wild journey to save their dumb model owner from yet another catastrophe.

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